Dark ash brown, slate grey, dark slate-y blue, dark aubergine, cranberry

See above

I have nice hands and reasonably good boobs (though a little on the big side; the boobs, not the hands)

My for-my-whole-life-I've-had-a-big-butt bottom. But I do not 'camouflage'; I attempt to 'flatter'.

Shiny spandex exercise togs; tube top; white shoes, gloves or pants after labor day (thanks, mom); puffy white american sneakers; acid wash

Sunscreen (ROC minesol SPF 50 -- also has a nice light-diffusing effect that makes your skin look bright but not shiny-bright)

Good big boots; decent fitting jeans; Stretchy jacquard jacket/tunic thing from transit; save the queen tops; good purse

long stretchy jacquard tunic/jacket thing

shoes/boots and bags

a car

staying out of a rut, any rut

work: 45 minutes start to finish; going out: depends on the hair . . . could be a long, long time

fabulous suede boots from ash: almost over the knee, with crepe a wedge sole

dark slatey grey

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